Will.Pittman
July 2012
9 posts
“Old elephants limp off to the hills to die; old Americans go out to the highway and drive themselves to death with huge cars.”
—Hunter S. Thompson (via beardsandvitaminwater)
“There are times, however, and this is one of them, when even being right feels wrong. What do you say, for instance, about a generation that has been taught that rain is poison and sex is death? If making love might be fatal and if a cool spring breeze on any summer afternoon can turn a crystal blue lake into a puddle of black poison right in front of your eyes, there is not much left except TV and relentless masturbation. It’s a strange world. Some people get rich and others eat shit and die”
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Hunter S Thompson
Gonzo Papers, Vol. 2: Generation of Swine: Tales of Shame and Degradation in the ’80s, 1988
(via zacisdead)June 2012
131 posts
“That baby puked all over your upholstery. I think his body’s rejecting the Pepsi.”
—Kenny Powers (via scubastank)
“There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.”
—George Carlin (via thenowheretrain)
“I don’t have pet peeves, I have major psychotic fucking hatreds.”
—George Carlin, You Are All Diseased, 1999 (via travelinsong)
“There’s got to be gay retarded kids, right? I mean, there’s got to be retarded people out there that want to have sex with people of the same sex, right? Where are their parades?”
—Patton Oswalt (via thatmogarguy)
“every romantic comedy should just be called ‘trying to fuck.’”
—patton oswalt (via conor-broberst)
